Freddy's Cheesecake (Prison Style)
Equipment
- 1 bowl or pan
Ingredients
- 8 honey buns
- 10 cream cheese packs
- 1/4 cup lemon juice
- 1 pack duplex cookies (vanilla/chocolate sandwich cookies)
Instructions
- Mix cream cheese in a bowl until smooth.
- Scrape the cream from the cookies and blend it into the cream cheese.
- Add lemon juice and mix until there are no chunks.
- Crush the cookie shells into dust.
- Break up honey buns and mix them with the cookie dust.
- Pack the mixture tightly into your pan or bowl to form a crust.
- Spread the remaining cream cheese icing on top.
- Let it sit in a cooler or fridge to firm up.
- Slice and enjoy, then share with your people!
Freddy's Peanut Butter Spicy Curry (for Two)
🔥 "This is my favorite post-workout meal—it fills you up, and I’m always tempted to eat my bunkie’s bowl too!" 😝
Ingredients
- 4 lids of crushed red chili flakes
- Garlic
- Onions
- mixed Veggies (carrots, celery, bell peppers, cucumbers)
- 1 pack peanut butter
- 1 pack jelly
- Yellow curry seasoning
- 5 sweeteners
- 1/2 pack picante beef seasoning
- 1/2 pack chili seasoning
- 2 pouches mackerel
- 1/2 pack pork rinds
- 1/4 cup water
- 1 bag of rice
Instructions
- Boil water and cook your rice.
- In a separate small (clean) bag, add mackerel and all seasonings, peanut butter, jelly, garlic, and onions.
- Mix well, then place the sealed bag into hot water to heat. (Double-bag it to avoid leaks).
- Once it’s warm, mix in pork rinds last.
- Plate your rice, then top with the spicy peanut curry mix.
